the guy living downstairs is loudly rapping again. the sound is muffled so im not 100% sure, but i think i just heard "sittin on the can this shit is perilous, pee be smellin like i ate asparagus"
“The lords of nal hutta have sent me as an emissary in their stead to tell you this, Boba Fett: your mom gay”
“I dont expect the hutts to know much of my past, so I will tell you this, emissary of the hutt cartel: I don’t have a mommy. I’m a clone of my daddy.”
“Uh oh! The Hutt Cartel will be SO mad to find this out! Surely they will have my beautiful(sexy) head!”
“Then as I see it you have only one choice. Work for me here on tattooine.”
“I appreciate the offer, Boba Fett, but I am loyal to my masters, and if my death(sexy) is their will, then I will die knowing I have served them well”
“So be it, emissary of the hutt cartel. I will save your masters the effort.”
“Woah! That was fucking scary! How did you not get blow up with him, Boba?”
“It’s simple, fennec. I drink my milk like my daddy told me so I have strong boy bones and I never die.”
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